Lately, The Boy has been walking around scratching his butt. Last night, I took a look, and found that it was a bit red. So, I put some antibiotic cream on him and had him go put pajamas on.
A few minutes later, I mentioned that his cheeks were looking a little red, which they tend to do when he gets warm. With his killer grin he said,
“Maybe you should put some of that butt medicine on my cheeks and stuff then.”
Two Working Parents 
This is classic! He is such a little sweetheart.